When life gives you lemons... feel free to throw them at people who annoy you. Seems like you've earned it.

This, too, shall pass. But just to be sure, slow way down, pull over to the side of the road, and wave it around.

Don't freak out! I've got that covered.

Dance like no one is watching. But remember, someone probably is. So don't do that one move. It's not as cool as you think it is.

When one door closes, try not to run into it while texting. It hurts more than you think it will. And it's just plain embarrassing.

Is your glass half empty or half full? I'm guessing neither since it's probably lying on its side in a sink full of unwashed dishes. We both know how you are.

It just is what it is. Unless it's something like this. Then it just plain sucks.

We are never given more than we can handle. Particularly when it comes to sleep, money, and vacation days. I don't get that.

You are stronger than you think. Unless you're trying to move heavy furnature by yourself. Then you're kind of out of luck.

Mama said there'd be days like these. She just didn�t tell me they'd happen one after another after another.

There's a light at the end of the tunnel. Given recent events, is there any chance it's an oncoming train?

What doesn�t kill us makes us stronger. Seems like you should be able to lift a car with one hand right about now. But don't try this at home.